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Fact: Batman is the most easily defeated Superhero. As Bats always turn left when exiting a cave, you must simply place a wall or deadly trap - Smashy spike plates would work- at the exit and he would be killed.

tithenvagyok:

Hello and welcome to the Core Armor Project!

Because I have no better name to addres this thing, even though I’m planning to draw the turrets, and the companion cube and of course GlaDos and Chell. And the Underground Cores. And Anthony.

Our guests today are Wheatley and the band Corrupted cores.

Feel free to relax while we’re playing some smooth jazz. With helmets. And shields. On second thoughts I think it’s gonna be some heavy metal.

Next week: The Personality Cores.

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Fact: Tom Hiddleston is actually the real Loki in disguise as a mortal. Hearing he was to be represented in motion picture form he was appalled and amused at the idea of a mortal trying to pull off his demeanor, taking the guise of an actor he entered the world and prepared for his moment.

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Fact: After being told that two wrongs do not make a right the God Loki spent a considerable time in his room working out the mathematics of how many wrongs do make a right. It is speculated he has figured out the number and has since been working towards this goal.

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Fact: The God Thor once got into a fist-fight with the Princess Rapunzel over who has the nicest hair. Rapunzel has not been sighted since.

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Fact: The mutant Gambit often wears a large trench coat. This usually occurs during his ‘time of the month’ when deep shame of his buttocks overwhelms him.

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Fact: Often the man known as Magneto stands by the edge of the ocean when deep in thought throwing stones far into the sea. He does this in the hope of the stone hitting Namor of Atlantis in the head.

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Fact: Curiosity did not kill the cat. He was merely a witness to the crime, framed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. A petition on change.org is circulating to free him and return curiosity to mankind.

What fact has no fact?

Fact: Your sentence is illogical.

Glomulus going to talk to ladies. Ladies nice. Not like MetalBall.

The Fact Core wouldn’t be surprised if females talked to you. They are built to pity useless creatures such as their young.